Low attendance at rollout events means it’s time for Obamacare publicity stunts
#ObamacarePublicityStunts all attendees get chance to compete in Obamacare Survivor.
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 5, 2013
Judging from the attendance levels at some Obamacare propaganda events around the country, it’s clear that the Obama administration and Organizing for Action are going to have to sweeten the deal to generate more buzz and get people to show up to subsequent meetings. That’s where #ObamacarePublicityStunts should come in handy.
Here are suggestions that should get the turnstiles moving at future Obamacare events:
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Harry Reid will jump 8 sequester-disabled ambulances on an algae powered motorcycle!
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Celebrity Death Panels
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Win a 12 month FASTPASS™ emergency room ticket to avoid the lines.
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Powerball cash winnings replaced with emergency room vouchers
— Mr Breeze (@Rem870P) August 5, 2013
#Obamacarepublicitystunts Buy nothing, get everything free promotion
— EagleGraphs (@EagleGraphs) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Free colonoscopies at your next #IRS audit
— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts If you liked your job, you get to keep it, minus 20 hours a week.
— deb ن (@deblessings) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts .@OFA enters your name in a Lottery for a chance to win a third part-time job. #P2 <
— deb ن (@deblessings) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Free Kool Aid for the first million subscribers.
— AdocumentedG (@ag_texas) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts One free hernia exam by the pharmacist of your choice with each enrollment.
— AdocumentedG (@ag_texas) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Supporters of the law will be made Honorary Neurosurgeons.
— Rebel Yankee (@YankReb69) August 5, 2013
One last suggestion:
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Have people who'll never have to use Obamacare tell us how good it is @Shaughn_A @CandiLissa @ag_texas @GOPBunny
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 5, 2013
That means we’d be hearing more from Congress and the Hollywood elite.
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