Hungry kids rebel against Michelle Obama’s school lunch menu

The peasants are revolting! has rounded up a number of complaints from students about skimpy school lunches mandated by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, and kids have even put together their own “We Are Hungry” music video to protest the clampdown on calories.

First lady Michelle Obama went so far recently as to call obesity America’s number one security threat, but if these kids don’t get something to eat soon, there might be a revolution from within against #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu. So what’s cooking?

Lettuce Leaf in a cup #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu

— mb (@imsure) September 25, 2012

Grilled Blue Heeler on a bed of arugula with a low-fat bitter-clingy dressing. #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu

— John Leschen (@johnleschen) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu Unhappy meals.

— Scott W. Williamson (@Eurotool) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu hope with a side of change #eatyourpeas

— Jason (@82ndVet) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu: Tofu cubes with green pea foam – And half of an Oreo cookie's filling

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu tofu fake ice cream with contraband chocolate syrup smuggled in by students

— Bossy Brat (@JGalt9) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu Fail O' Flakes.

— Graham (@PoofImGraham) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu… one ACORN… that's it, nothing more.

— Leslie (@Libertarian_ish) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu Morning after pills but no soda #tcot #Obama2012

— Prez Stompy Foot (@kpiper1980) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu 8-FL OZ of Kool-Aid.

— Bill Balderama (@WJGBalderama) September 25, 2012

#MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu Nanny State Nuggets.

— Graham (@PoofImGraham) September 25, 2012

I bet Chic-fil-A is definitely not on #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu

— Matt (@mjruden) September 25, 2012

Macaroni and Che's- #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu

— BigFurHat (@BigFurHat) September 25, 2012

Maybe some re-education will make you kids appreciate these new smaller portions.

If students are not eating what is offered on #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu, they simply need to be educated on how delicious it is.

— Shaka Dwayne (@ShakaDwayne) September 25, 2012

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