Gwyneth Paltrow Plays Never Have I Ever With Ellen DeGeneres
Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp, and some rando played Never Have I Ever with Ellen DeGeneres sans alcohol (rookie mistake), and we learned some very important things. Gwyneth Paltrow has sexted, is a member of the mile high club, and uses her fame to get out of speeding tickets aka she's a pretty betchy betch. It's a bit challenging to recognize that in light of her feud with ultimate geriatric betch Martha “consciously coupling” Stewart. Gwyneth just needs to channel her true self (minus her performance in every Iron Man movie) into how she calls out Martha. Shouldn't Beyonce, as her bestie, be giving her lessons in the art of girl world??