Community Post: 32 Awesomely Crappy Events That Happen To Nearly Every College Graduate
2. Then You’ll Realize a Salary Position is More Important than Your Dreams
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3. Your Alcohol Tolerance Becomes Nearly Nonexistent
4. When You Do Drink, It’s only on Fridays
Your Weekly Drinking Schedule:
Monday – Nope
Tuesday – Nada
Wednesday – Maybe?
Thursday – Yoga or something grown up.
Friday – Blackout
Saturday – Sunday – Recover.
5. You’ll Get Fat From a Desk Job, But Will Still Believe In Your Athletic Abilities.
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Even Cut Out Eating Sugars, Even in Fruits
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For real. There’s a lot of hidden sources of sugar.
If you don’t believe me, check them out. Sugar makes you fat.
8. You Have To Pretend to be Excited at Weddings and Baby Showers
9. You’ll Fight Your Family Over the Fact You Haven’t Been to Church in 5 Years
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12. Friends Will Force You to Go on Dates Even Though You Know It Won’t Work
13. So You’ll Freaking Join an Online Dating Site
19. You’ll Probably Get a Puppy and It Will Be Pretty Awesome For 2 Months
But then it will Grow Up and be an Idiot
20. Or You’ll Just Get a Cat to Kill the Loneliness
And Sometimes It Will Get On Your Nerves …
24. But Then You’ll Realize Not Being Married or Having Kids Isn’t That Bad
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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/readcommentbackwards/32-events-that-happen-to-nearly-every-college-grad-dmjk
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