GOORAMA!

Motorcycle racer Marlinton dos Reis Teixeira, aka Kalunga, was banned from a Grand Prix Moto Race in the city of Santa Cruz do Sul, Brazil, after pretending to faint during the race. Kalunga slipped on the rainy track and decided to go for a red flag by feigning a fainting spell, following a couple of unsuccessful attempts to return to the race. The whole thing was caught on camera:

via 3 News NZ