30 Reasons You Should Drink The Tom Brady Haterade

1. These ads for Stetson cologne.


2. His weird affinity for velvet jackets.

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3. Just look at him dance!

4. Because he STILL can’t get over slipping to the sixth round.

Dude, you’ve won three Super Bowls! Stop crying about the stupid draft! I’m pretty sure it worked out for you.

5. When he looked like this…

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Former 49ers coach Steve Mariucci called him “gangly” and said he “looked like he had never seen a weight room.”

6. And ran like this…

This might be the clumsiest shuttle run I’ve ever seen.

7. This is his wife…


8. Her name is Gisele. You might have heard of her.

9. She makes even more money than him.

Talk about a literal embarrassment of riches.

10. And bitches about his teammates.

11. They go to fancy parties…

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12. Where I assume they drink champagne and eat shrimp.

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13. This is one of their houses… it has a moat.

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Roger Davies / Architectural Digest


14. Because he’s corny.

15. He celebrates 10-yard runs like an asshole…

16. He’s frequently the coverboy for obnoxious men’s magazines.



17. He wears a Tom Brady hat ALL THE TIME, and that’s pretty obnoxious too.


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18. Because his work out clothes are just plain silly.

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19. Because he once went to Kevin Federline’s listening party.

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Flynet Pictures, Inc.


20. Because he made a cameo on Entourage.

21. Because he checked out this girl’s butt.

22. This hat and facial expression.


23. Because his hair once looked like this…

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24. And like this.

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Reis/Fame Pictures


25. Because he’s friends with David Beckham and that’s just too much handsome for one friendship.

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26. He’s a spokesman for Ugg! Ugg for Christ’s sake!

27. Because according to Forbes he has a 6.4 handicap.

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Donald Miralle / Getty


28. Because unless you’re a Giants fan he’s probably made your life a living hell.

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29. Because the handsome bastard makes it look too easy.

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30. Because this is me in real life — every Sunday.

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