30 Reasons You Should Drink The Tom Brady Haterade
3. Just look at him dance!
4. Because he STILL can’t get over slipping to the sixth round.
Dude, you’ve won three Super Bowls! Stop crying about the stupid draft! I’m pretty sure it worked out for you.
5. When he looked like this…
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Former 49ers coach Steve Mariucci called him “gangly” and said he “looked like he had never seen a weight room.”
8. Her name is Gisele. You might have heard of her.
9. She makes even more money than him.
Talk about a literal embarrassment of riches.
12. Where I assume they drink champagne and eat shrimp.
13. This is one of their houses… it has a moat.
15. He celebrates 10-yard runs like an asshole…
17. He wears a Tom Brady hat ALL THE TIME, and that’s pretty obnoxious too.
19. Because he once went to Kevin Federline’s listening party.
21. Because he checked out this girl’s butt.
25. Because he’s friends with David Beckham and that’s just too much handsome for one friendship.
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27. Because according to Forbes he has a 6.4 handicap.
28. Because unless you’re a Giants fan he’s probably made your life a living hell.
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