GOORAMA!

1. First Of All, He’ll Match Patterns With Patterns (With Patterns!) Without Thinking Twice

Oh shut up, it’s not like you even get INVITED to Cannes.

3. He Doesn’t Care About Things Like Manners

4. …Or Dentistry

6. He Is Very Courteous

7. He Keeps Us Caring About Holiday Traditions

And more importantly, about Charles Dickens’ intentions.

8. He Is Not Ashamed Of The Time He Spent As A Russian General

10. He’ll Can Convince You To Buy Something By Batting His Eyelashes

11. He’s Self-Aware

12. He Participated In One Of The Very First Flash Mobs

13. He Can Have Any Woman He Wants

Dead or alive.