GOORAMA!

The “stinkologists” at the newly-launched California-based flatulence company, Fart By Mail, launched a mail-order fart service, offering customers “a custom message, heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound” with every greeting card. All for only $8.99! Order your own.

2. “Every Fart By Mail comes hermetically sealed in a very glamorous crystal clear polyethylene envelope.”

3. “Dr. Stink writes a message to your friend explaining what they are holding. After all, when was the last time they received a fart in the mail?”

4. Or, you can order a stealth fart free of all warnings and messages to catch your victims unawares.