Why “Unsolved Mysteries” Is Still The Most Terrifying Show Of All Time
1. Press play. Listen. It’s the soundtrack for your imminent death/haunting/missing persons case/long-lost-twin finding.
3. Robert Stack appears seemingly from nowhere. He speaks. You quiver.
4. Trench coats. You’ll never be able to look at those the same way again. It begins.
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5. It’s a story about how one man became close with his boss, moved into his house, and locked him in the basement, letting him starve to death while taking over his identity.
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7. Your house is also on an Indian burial ground and you never knew it.
8. At some point in your life, you will be abducted by aliens.
9. Your living room will be taken over by a bunch of Civil War–era ghosts.
16. There’s a note waiting outside your front door.
17. Digging a hole? Cool. You’ll find some weird-ass creature thing that will give you and your family bad luck for all eternity.
18. And don’t forget, you probably have a long-lost twin somewhere just waiting to be reunited with you.
19. You may also be a twinless twin. No idea what the fuck that even means but you probably have one/it.
25. That chair in your living room? It’s haunted as fuck and ruining your life.
27. Here’s an artist’s depiction of the aliens that will be paying a visit to you soon.
28. This is Debby. She’s your unassuming neighbor. She will hear your screams.
30. Dorothy, a psychic, will tell cops where your body is. She will be wrong.
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