GOORAMA!

1. This is Karl Gude. He’s the former graphics director for Newsweek and he has an important lesson for you. About art.

2. LET’S BEGIN.

3. OK, simple enough start. We can handle that.

4. OK, now make a little chicken foot or a stunted peace sign, gotcha.

5. Add some massive parentheses, and voilà! BUTT.

*whole world applauds*

6. But hey, THERE’S MORE.

7. NICE ONE, KARL.

8. OK, we’re getting a little curvier now. Lookin’ good.

9. Give those parentheses a little more breathing room and you have yourself a Grade A Big Butt.