Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

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25 IMAGES

– Ace Ventura – Pet Detective / Nature Photographer / Happy to see you
– My favourite scent
– Jerry Haleva has starred in six films. He’s played the same character every single time… ||| IMDB page
– Today’s the day to make him famous remember?
– Rare footage of last week’s North Korean missile launch attempt
– Impressive Photoshop Fail in this Target Ad
– This chicken did not want to die
– Upside down shawarma?
– Kobe trolling the cameraman
– Hammered
– “Oh wow. Gee. Well, thanks.”
– Big chains with medallions was so 90s. It’s the new millennium playas!
– Good reflexes
– Check out the painting in Carmelo Anthony’s living room ||| Article for the non-believers
– How many ladders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Santa Crew on the Santa Cruise en route to Santa Cruz
– Damn Yankee Fans
– Homemade Tron Light Cycle
– Forever alone ||| Forever alone summer edition
– So much caption potential…
– Yeah boi ||| I must go my planet needs me ||| Last one. How it actually works
– Fail
– Now kiss
– That is some good mocking!
– Dissed… by your mom
 

10 ARTICLES

– How a small, unremarkable country came to dominate the world of beermaking
– Mystery company backed by James Cameron and Google executives may be an asteroid mining project
– El Salvador has its first murder-free day in three years
– 50 People You Wish You Knew in Real Life
– Last Saturday this event was watched by an estimated 600 million people. That’s 4x the Superbowl. Do you know what it is?
– Diverse and Interesting Gallery for Earth Day on April 22
– Walk the Prank: Secret Story of Mysterious Portrait at Pentagon
– Complete least of 2012 Pulitzer Prize Winners and Finalist with links to the winning works
– Insanely Expensive Gadgets for the Elite 1 Percent
– Glimpses of Humanity in Choreographed North Korea
 

5 VIDEOS + 1 Bonus

Apparently the guy who bailed is ok and racing again. Thx for sharing Gerard B.!

A little heavy on the sound FX but awesome footage

 
Be sure to watch in HD (press that little gear button at the bottom right)

 
The original for the uninitiated

Read more: http://twistedsifter.com/2012/04/the-shirk-report-volume-158/