The Perfect Birthday Song for That Facebook Friend You Hardly Know
The next time Facebook reminds you of someone’s birthday and you realize you haven’t seen, heard, or even thought of that person in half a decade, instead of writing them a superfluous “Happy Birthday!!!” send them this song.
They’ll appreciate your honesty…
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