Sen. Marco Rubio Defends His Love of Water on ‘SNL’

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U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) — or as he’s known now, the thirstiest man to ever have walked the planet — sat down with Seth Meyers from Saturday Night Live to prove he can make it through a sentence without needing to guzzle down some H2O.

He insists that it was just nerves that got him all cotton-mouthed during his rebuttal of President Obama’s State of the Union address, but really we all know that Rubio’s on-air stunt was just a way to boost the economy by promoting sales of tiny water bottles.

But from what this SNL skit shows us, Rubio should just get a permanent I-V drip of some aqua — maybe even some vodka — to calm his public speaking nerves.

And kids, here’s your life lesson in how important hydration is — remember, eight glasses a day, according to popular mythology.

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