Oh Good, 3-Breasted Woman Is Now a Halloween Costume
Three cheers for 2014.
Because this is America, the online store Halloween Costumes is now offering DIY instructions on creating your very own “three-breasted woman” costume. We commend the resourcefulness.
Unfortunate residents of the Internet will remember the original three-breasted woman as Jasmine Tridevil, the viral sensation of last week, who claimed, and was then outed as a hoax, for pretending to have surgically attached a third breast to her chest.
And don’t worry, fellas — Halloween Costumes won’t leave you hanging. The company simply advises to, “Get two other friends together and you can each be one of the boobs!”
And to think, you almost just went as single-boob guy this year. Phew!