GOORAMA!

1. Noel Edmonds has released a dance track called “Are You Ready?”, under the name Candice Cannes.

And it’s all very raunchy. Noel is heard using his well known catchphrases from the game show, while a girl giggles saying: “I hope it’s a big one” and “You can ask me the question.”

2. He was last in the charts 20 years ago with “Mr Blobby”. You know, your favourite Christmas number one of all time.