Community Post: 5 Ways To Tell If You’re The Ugly Friend

1. You always end up buying drinks for yourself.

Face it, pretty friends never have to pay for a thing. Bitches.

2. Guys talk to you to ask about your friends.

Go home buddy, you’re drunk.

3. When you dance, people clear away from you.

Shake your groove thang, gurl.

4. You’ve been single for a really long time, if you’ve had a boyfriend/girlfriend at all.

Your parents may or may not suspect you’re gay/celibate.

5. When flirting with someone they never ask for your number or politely decline when you ask for theirs.

It’s gonna happen one day, you just wait and see!

Whether or not you’re the ugly friend of your group, life could always be worse.

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