GOORAMA!

Please stop

2. “We’re all dressing up like superheroes; you can be Quailman”

Sorry, I will be going as the Blue Power Ranger. My underwear will remain inside my pants.

3. People instinctively think you are a shy, artistic, clumsy person

No, I am in fact not exactly the same as an animated fictional character.

To be fair, Pizza is pretty good, though

4. “You have a girlfriend? What’s her name? Patti Mayonnaise?”

5. “My dog is not named Porkchop.”

6. “My best friend is neither blue nor named Skeeter.”

7. “I’m not from Bluffington.”

9. “My last name is not Funnie.”

Please stop asking.

10. Roger Klotz is still the worst.

Seriously.