A preacher ziplining onto the stage seems like it would be awesome…

Ziplines are always awesome in theory and are occasionally awesome in practice. But not always.

Watch this pastor learn a lesson in turning a grand entrance into a pathetic, anticlimactic one instead…

And don’t forget to sow your offering!

(via Bag of Nothing)

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9 responses to “A preacher ziplining onto the stage seems like it would be awesome…”

  1. Josh S says:

    And now for a lesson on how tithing is like a zip line…

  2. Bill says:

    I thought that was alright actually, OP when was the last time you zip lined into work?

  3. Oonyay says:

    …. is this where that church’s money go towards?… really?… If you want a grand entrance I’m sure God could give a wayyy better one without any waste of money..

  4. Doofus says:

    So this is what they do with the collection plate money…

  5. Abraham says:

    You don’t know he didn’t.

  6. Cormamin says:

    Maybe he didn’t pray hard enough?

  7. Donnie says:

    Just as Jesus intended!

  8. Nate says:

    You know, when I’m thinking deep thoughts about my personal relationship with Jesus I always wonder why he didn’t zipline to any of his most famous sermons. It certainly would have made him more popular. Could have made carrying the cross easier as well…

  9. Tom1969ca says:

    THIS is how you do a zipline entrance: http://youtu.be/8W-VW523dko?t=1m5s

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