Who wore it better? It’s the age-old question largely familiarized through insufferable A-listers on the red carpet.

This Halloween season, we’ve breathed new life into the tired game by putting some more festively clad characters head-to-head: pugs vs. That Girl You’ll Probably Encounter on Halloween.

Pugs trump most all things in life, but we’ll let you decide if these incredibly earnest models found in Yandy’s expansive sexy-costume database take home the prize.